Was looking through reviews of a local pizza place and found this monstrosity

by specTrumDNB

16 Comments

  1. pikpikcarrotmon

    Nothing like cold cuts, pistachios and sour cream on flatbread

  2. Lastsummeronearth

    The sad thing is that this could be so good if the ingredients were prepared better.

  3. Legitimate-Jelly3000

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t

  4. Extreme-Birthday-647

    People in america may not be used to this kind of pizza but the idea is pretty common in Italy. The execution of this particular one looks pretty bad and unappetizing though.

  5. Porkwarrior2

    I love how you know each individual nut was counted and placed per slice.

    With a ball of moz..just cut in half. I’m losing the will to live just looking at this, the same as the person that just threw this together into a box.

  6. Internal_Gur_4268

    Glad its local, I don’t need to throw a brick through any windows this weekend

  7. Dangerous_Ad_6101

    That’s no pizza. It’s a mutant bundt cake.

    ![gif](giphy|LTFMJeQSHHcwsLWvjd|downsized)

  8. Buckabuckaw

    As with many entries in this sub, this might be OK if they just didn’t call it “pizza”. Call it a “flatbread with burrata and mortadella appetizer”, and it seems OK.

  9. That’s…. normal?? Have any of you ever been to a pizzeria? Pizzerias (the decent ones) also sell flatbread with various toppings, and Mortadella with Burrata is a popular combo

  10. MushmallowSprinklees

    That middle cheese is supposed to be melted, right?

  11. Yemen420000000

    Someone got high and just went fuck it fr

  12. Quantumentangled

    Yeah, not for everyone, but it would be a good bite.